There’s a few things I’ve been needing to talk to you about. First I’ve seen some of your how-to videos on YouTube and they’re just awful. Once you get back from your job at the gas station, please pick up a personality on the way home. I really do feel kinda bad for writing that… They’re trying I guess, but I typed it so it has to stay. HEY I don’t make the rules, I just blindly follow them. Secondly,
I know you TOUCHED my DRUMSET Oh yea, go ahead… click those links… you know you wanna. And lastly, I’ve got some gear for all you kiddos recording back alley demos for Myspace, iZotope RX2. I own a few iZotope products such as Spectron, Ozone, and Trash. I love how they’ve taken something as tough as creating pristine EQ and bandpass filters and made it accessible to every experience level. I’ve never used RX but let me copy and paste for you drop some knowledge on you.
Today was a sad night. I rearranged all my bath salts on the side of the tub and then made a microwavable burrito. Even though I turned it every 30-seconds, it still came out frozen in the middle. I think I chipped a tooth. Then, when I out having my nightly cry on the balcony, I saw a bird get hit by a car.
uhhh wait a sec… that’s from Geekologie’s diary. Don’t ask how I got it… We spoon together sometimes… I’m the little spoon. Ok… I digress.
iZotope RX™ 2 is the most complete audio repair toolkit on the market, enabling you to remove noise, hiss, buzz and hum, eliminate clicks and crackle, restore clipped audio, visually select and suppress unwanted sounds, resynthesize missing audio and much more. Leveraging iZotope’s extensive research and development expertise and drawing from the science of psychoacoustics and image processing, RX features cutting-edge tools that raise the bar on quality and usability enabling you to fix previously untreatable audio.
So basically this software can take that drum track you recorded and make it useable, but I’m sorry to inform you that this updated version does not have the technology to give you a personality. Sorry… I was trying to see if it still felt bad to say. It doesn’t but needed to be said.
Here are some audio samples of just how powerful this awesome tool is. I couldn’t believe it worked that well.
Full version priced at $249.00
Buy Here. For more info on RX2 click Here
Just so you know. Geekologie is probably one of the funniest writers out there and a lot of my site reflects his style so if you like mine go to his site as well. http://www.geekologie.com I have to give props where they are most definitely deserved.
And to the guys at the YouTube Channel Limitless Studios, I really hope you don’t take me joking around as bullying or being condescending. I’m sure you’re doing the best you can with what you have available. Hey… you probably get more hits than I do anyways. No one reads this blog anyways except my mom… Right Mom? ..what?? … No mom I don’t have a girlfriend yet. The site is just now started. I KNOW you want grandchildren and I’m 28 but I’m a late bloomer. My voice still cracks when I talk and I look 12.
